OK PEOPLE... GET READY... OKAY!!! AND 1 AND 2 ... LIFT THOSE LEGS HIGH INTO THE AIR... THERE U GO...

WARNING: THIS ENTRY IS GOING 2 BE VERY RANDOM AND I WOULD ADVISE U TO LAUGH @ EVERYTHING OTHERWISE U'LL JUST BE WEIRDED OUT BY THE EFFECTS SLEEP DEPRIVATION HAS ON ME!!!

WELL... THIS IS AWKWARD... U ALL EXPECT ME 2 JUST COME UP WITH GOOD STUFF OUTA THE BLUE!! WAT BWT MY FEELINGS? HUH? HUH? YEAH... ITS TIME TO FACE FACTS... IM NOT THAT FUNNY WHEN I HAVNT SLEPT... BUT @ LEAST IM NOT GRUMPY...

GOSH I LOVE BEING RANDOM SOMETIMES.... LAME PICK-UP LINE OF THE WEEK IS:

DO U KNOW HOW MUCH A POLAR BEAR WEIGHS? (BOY)

(HOPEFULLY SHE'LL SAY) NO

NEITHER DO I... BUT IT BROKE THE ICE (BOY)

ACTUALLY I THINK THAT SHOULD COME 2ND... THE WINNER SHOULD BE:

I MAY NOT BE FRED FLINTSTONE BUT CAN I ROCK YOUR BED? :O dodgey ey?

MURDER IS ILLEGAL IN GERMANY BUT CANNIBALISM ISN'T

MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED ANNUALLY BY DONKEYS THAN DIE IN AIR CRASHES

THE 1ST TOILET SEAT WAS FOUND IN AKHETATEN CITY IN EGYPT... ITS FROM C.1350 BC

UNFORTUNATLY THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS IN ALASKA I WAS ARRESTED FOR FEEDING ALCOHOL 2 A MOOSE... LUCKY HE WAS 2 SMASHED 2 PRESS CHARGES

IF UR NAMES MARY AND UR A PROSTITUTE... DONT GO LIVE IN SIENNA... UR NOT ALLOWED THERE BY LAW!!

OMIGOD!! I ONCE SOOO BROKE A NAIL SO I LIKE PHONED 911 LIKE WAT R U SPOSED 2 DO...TOTALLY... ANYWAY THEY LIKE TOLD ME THAT SUM1 ELSE WAS IN MORE TROUBLE THAN ME @ THAT MOMENT AND IT SOOOOO LIKE... HURT MY FEELINGS SO I JUST SUED THE ********************

OK WELL ON THAT NOTE I BID U FAREWELL...  OH AND NEVA 4GET... MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!