laaaaaaaaaaama! now everybody you better fucking read this becz claire is my bitch ok?! we have a special relationship! i remember this one time at school camp when i was running around with pillows shoved in my pants and tryna roast marshmellows over a bonfire, she was there for me! videoing it the whole time! thats what friends are for!!... and remember when ash and i staged the melrose fight in my driveway??... i dont know where you were then but someone also videoed that! i love my lammas... and when you get back from wherever you and those people went this holiday dont forget me... btw dont forget its bingo on sunday
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